Hooger

A person (male or female) who goes up to random people and starts dry humping them for a few seconds.

He's such a hooger!

by Rick James Beeotch! June 19, 2004

tijuana hooker

A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)

Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.

Enjoy!

Shit, look at all these freshmen, let's make them do Tijuana Hookers!

by BlakeSomeNoyes May 17, 2008

Hooper

A female of latin origin/descent who prefers to only wear giant hoop earings.

It would have been hard to spot Carmen at the Carneceria, had she not been such a Hooper!

by Tk the realist January 3, 2011

Hooters

What Pamela Anderson had in Baywatch, but doesn't anymore...Dig?

Pam didn't need a lifejacket coz her hooters were good enough to keep her floating.

by jackal2009 April 20, 2009

hookers bath

A washing method consisting of only four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Usually done by using the same brush on all four areas.

"You'd save yourself a whole lot of time by taking a hookers bath instead."
"You look like shit but smell nice, have you had a hookers bath today?"

by westsiiide January 18, 2005

Hooters

where all girls should want to work.....that's IF they have some big 'ens

Hey PK, you got's yourself some bodacious ta-ta's...you should work at Hooters!

by Al Bundy November 17, 2003

hookers

fun

That game of twister sure was a boat load of hookers.

by Retard McJackass June 1, 2003