guido-goo

Italian-American food.

Pick up some gravy on the way home, I'm in the mood for some guido-goo.

by Guigfu February 14, 2010

guidovic

A multicellular organism that spreads through your cyberlife presenting symptoms of pain and irritation similar to a bad rash. Like a cyber version of a guidouche which is a pussie/douchebag combo.

That guys is all over my facebook wall like a guidovic

by dbbshr June 24, 2010

Guido

a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.

did you see that guido? Yeah dude back in the day they used to call them gypsys.

by tss011 September 11, 2011

Guidochaun

Someone who is a mixture of Irish and Italian. He/She will be able to tan even though they have a freckly Irish complexion. They will know how to cook Chicken Parm as well as Shepherd's Pie. They will often get drunk on red wine and/or annisette and Guinness and/or Jamison's Whiskey. Guidochaun's are often CrAzY drunks that will get into lots of trouble while intoxicated.

You know that guy Giovanni O'Neal that got arrested for riding a tiger from the zoo down the center of Market St the last time we all got drunk? He's a real Guidochaun.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2011

Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

Gilderblop

The fear of using the main floor toilet.

"Dude, why can't you use the washroom?"

"I've got a really bad case of Gilderblop right now."

by Ohmeagha February 7, 2013

Guidelines

Invisible chains, or strings.

The guidelines, restrictions, and mandates were an attempt at forcing people to behave a certain way.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020