gooch

the flabby bit of skin between the nootsack and butthole
tends to get very very sweaty on hot humid days

(on a hot humid summer day) JESUS CHRIST..my gooch is so sweaty it could hydrate a third world country

yeaaa bitch lick mah gooch

by yeaaa August 2, 2006

gooch rott

a males gooch's crust

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Big Benny Gooch

This is the worst definition i've ever seen, this insults the real benny because it is a short ass definition and a shitty one at that. BEN U ARE THE MAN-keep on living the gonger

Ye ye ben u want a large farva?

by The real k-dog November 22, 2004

Gooch Punch

A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice

That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.

A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.

by dßoý October 28, 2010

gooch bomb

The bomb inserted into a females vagina at birth to prevent pre marital sex, issued by the catholic church, if the female engages in sexual intercourse the "gooch bomb" will explode incenerating both female and partner.

"NO jimmy we cant do it or my gooch bomb will go off and we will die"

by distortin December 3, 2007

gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed

"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."

by Cooter December 28, 2005

glosh

To splash water by driving over a puddle or running through a flooded area. The water must splash far and/or high for it to be considered gloshing.

"We always glosh water on the side of the road when we drive after it rains pretty hard."

"Look, the outfield is flooded. Every time an outfielder goes for a pop fly, he gloshes water everywhere."

by dragon1037 February 17, 2009