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Your goose is cooked

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.
If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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Nigger Goose

another word for the double breasted cormorant, commonly referred to down south, especially as nigger goose, by all walks of life.
i went hunting the other day and shot a nigger goose
by the nigger goose February 3, 2012
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love goose

A phrase to replace "love game" in Lady GaGa's "Love Game". Can be sung to someone who is acting ridiculous.
"Lets play a love goose play a love goose. Do you want love or do you want goose? Are you in the goose?"
by JuliaMarie February 7, 2010
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cooked goose

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."
by Robbie993 July 25, 2012
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canada goose jacket

Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters

Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.

However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.

This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.
by veritast October 22, 2009
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mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.
Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.
by Nick North January 16, 2008
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A Goose

A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.
Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015
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