Beyond the Goose 

A phrase that is used to describe one's self or someone else when they are either insanely drunk or high.

Guy #1: Dude you had 5 shots of vodka and then three hits from that bong. How are you feeling??

Guy #2: Oh man, I am so beyond the goose right now!!

Guy #1: BEA!

Beyond the Goose by Charles "Big" Dickens September 12, 2010

off the goose 

Your extremely intoxicated

You were off the goose last night

off the goose by 818819 June 12, 2016

I'm pulling the goose's neck

In term for guys "masturbating"

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

I'm pulling the goose's neck by Masturwate December 18, 2017

Snap the goose

To make love to a Canadian.

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.

Snap the goose by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019

Your goose is cooked 

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.

If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!

Your goose is cooked by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Nigger Goose 

another word for the double breasted cormorant, commonly referred to down south, especially as nigger goose, by all walks of life.

i went hunting the other day and shot a nigger goose

Nigger Goose by the nigger goose February 3, 2012

love goose 

A phrase to replace "love game" in Lady GaGa's "Love Game". Can be sung to someone who is acting ridiculous.

"Lets play a love goose play a love goose. Do you want love or do you want goose? Are you in the goose?"

love goose by JuliaMarie February 7, 2010