gentleman and a scholar

An insult of a compliment used for someone who has done the minimum of what's expected.

Daniel: Hey Rich, thanks for washing those dishes from the cook's line! You are a gentleman and a scholar and I'd love to meet your father someday; I'm sure he can cook a mean meat loaf.

Rich: I never meet my father.

by Stay KA October 21, 2009

gentleman and a scholar

Augustus Waters.

Augustus Waters is THE gentleman and a scholar.

by Guess Who?! March 4, 2016

Gentleman's Kiss

A soft kiss on the side of a man's scrotum as a greeting or show of appreciation. In some parts of the world, two kisses are given...one on either side (ie, Paris, Barcelona, etc.). A gentleman's kiss has also been used as a form of apology.

Gentleman #1: "Hey man. Sorry I ate the last of your Kashi cereal. Gentleman's kiss?"
Gentleman #2: "Yup."

by A True Gentleman November 10, 2010

gentleman's relish

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

by Fatlad August 17, 2007

gentleman

A man that crawls on his hands and knees in the sand and leaves five tracks.

Tommy Lee is a gentleman.

by B.J. Clinton November 25, 2006

Gentlewoman

A woman is who is gentle but also a common whore.

This gentlewoman was awfully gentle with my oblong penis.

by Bazney October 3, 2009