D'Glester Hardunkichud

The G.O.A.T of the west

Person 1: Who the best
Person 2: Obviously D'Glest
Person 1: D'Glester Hardunkichud?
Person 2: D'Glester Hardunkichud

by Butt Sauce May 10, 2024

affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

Fake Gesture Trap

A manipulative tactic where someone retroactively claims they had planned a generous or thoughtful act but blames the other person's behavior for "ruining" it. This fabricated scenario is used as a trap to evoke guilt, regret, or compliance, even though the supposed gesture was never genuinely intended.

After our disagreement, he set up a fake gesture trap, saying he was about to propose to me but decided not to because I upset him.

by The Fairy Godfather January 5, 2025

I guess i did?

A sarcastic sentence to dodge an accusation or to downplay something that may or may not have happened.

Scenario 1 (dodge an accusation)
Guy 1: "Didn't you literally say you hate women?"
Guy 2: "I guess I did?"
Scenario 2 (downplay something that may or may not have happened)
Guy 1: "Remember when I asked out the huzz, and she genuinely said yes, and we went on a date?"
Guy 2: "I guess you asked out the huzz?" or "I guess that's what happened?"

by rubystealer February 26, 2026

Schnudel Giester

A cryptid that resides in sullivan's gulch on the east side of pkrtland in the Lloyd neighborhood. It has 2 penises each with a nutsack holding 3 testicals per nut sack. Or 6 nuts in total. It had 1-3 eyes that it keeps in its mouth, it ejaculates pure liquid gold. It has fingers instead of arms. A nose on top of its head, two cat earsand one mighty bird leg with long sharp.claws. its body shape is round and its covered in green feathers and its mouthis as wide as its body. It has yellow teeth and bad breath. It is also relentless when persuing a mate and it has been spotted having sex with a toaster that is plugged in with the button pressed down. It seems to like to roast its genetalia.

When you see gold on the ground in sullivan's gulch, leave it alone it's the schnudel Giester's jizz and it has laid a trap so that it can penetrate your bum without consent.

by Psydwok September 23, 2025

No-Repeat Guess Who

A game played with the traditional board game "guess who" but with slightly different rules. The difference is that a given question can only be asked once over a period of multiple games (usually for the whole weekend, or however long you're trapped in the cabin with nothing to do except play guess who, but possibly forever!).

If someone asks a repeat question, they lose.

Since the number of objective, declarative questions is rather finite, the later stages of No-Repeat Guess Who are similar to subjective guess who.

Questions are identified by their meaning - you can't change the word order, or add a trivial extra phrase, to ask what is essentially the same question twice.

Sample question from No-Repeat Guess Who: "Is your person a member of The Allman Brothers?"

by firebus July 22, 2010

The Irishman's Gesture

When you fall asleep with your penis inside of a mans rectum or a woman's vagina and you have wet dreams.

Dude,did you give that chick The Irishman's Gesture?
Yeah dude,I slept with it in all night long!

by GreatWordMasters December 5, 2012