Get Glossy

A place where sexy and talented social media experts congregate.

Let's go to Get Glossy, I need to be around sexy and talented people.

by The Gloss October 20, 2013

Garden Glove

Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.

I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.

by casperino August 6, 2016

The glow stick method

When a male sees a big tiddy goth girl in a Dollar Store and gets a noticeable boner. The big tiddy goth girl notices, and winks at the man. The pair go behind the counter and the big tiddy goth girl takes out his boner, but instead of using a DS stylus she wraps both hands around the shaft (one at the top and one at the base) and snaps it in a downwards motion. Then after the snap, comes the vigorous shake.

*bro 1 rubbing his dick
Bro 1: “Yo, my guy, my dick is hurting.”

*bro 2: raises eye brow
Bro 2: “Yo, why’s that?”
Bro 1: “Me and scki did the glow stick method yesterday.”
Bro 2: “ Oh shit bro!”

by Naked beyblade moonlight June 7, 2019

sports gloss

Shiny sweat from playing sports.

All this golfing out in the sun has got me sweating. I got that sports gloss. Dude, I'm leaking.....

by MaddogFartface76 April 4, 2021

boob glory hole

Two circular holes, similar to that of regular glory hole in which a woman places a titty into said holes.

Yea, I stoped by Adam and Eve and they had a boob glory hole in the back. It was awesome

by Boobgloryhole November 28, 2022

turbo charged glory

any vehicle that has a trubo in it, or any body who puts a turbo in a vehicle. the vehicle thenm nbecomes "turbo charged glory" it is a noun verb and an adjective all in one.

1.,skip: wow that was afast how come you totally smoked all those honda assholes in body kits and muffler tips
Sean: turbo charged glory son!

2."hey your car what does it have under the hood?
"turbo charged glory!"

by the guy rules April 21, 2005

formation of global government

An on-going advocacy of around 2 billion armchair world government advocates through the worldwide web and using a public document entitled "The Globalist Manifesto" as their common rallying point. The goal is to hasten the emergence of a world government.

Formation of global government is a vision being advocated by illuminati groups, new world order groups, second coming of Christ groups, the Globalist Manifesto Party, the Zionist groups, the Baha'i groups, the Muslim Mahdi groups and the UN Reformists groups.

by James W. Fitzgerald February 5, 2008