Fun Merchant

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.

fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?

by KB285 October 4, 2022

Messy fun

When a man or a women cums everywhere basically a lot of cum

My girl likes to lick up all the messy fun we make

by Space tent February 27, 2019

monkey fun

it is were you get viciously raped by 10 or more monkey species while you eat bananas

I had some monkey fun over the weekend

by quandaledingel March 29, 2022

major fun

having sex

sex is major fun

by im 1 hot boy November 30, 2009

fun for the summer

Dating someone for just the summer just for kissing making out and smashing

She was just using him for some fun for the summer

by Heartbreakboy712 November 18, 2018

Spot of fun

Another way of saying 'just a little bit of fun.'

Don't be angry Harry, it was just a spot of fun

by Dongle lord May 24, 2018

Fun Sock

Fun Sock (n): The sock one uses to masturbate with.
Fun Sock (v): To caress one's penis with the sock of another.

(n): Ex: Eric has quite the fun sock collection!
(v): Ex: Eric fun socks Bill all night long!

by J84* February 23, 2014