[fun scud]

A drunk mans dick. Inaccurate, untrustworthy, but hits the target when you need it to.

I'm going to park my fun scud in your love silo if it takes all night.

by thenewrooster March 13, 2009

Spot of fun

Another way of saying 'just a little bit of fun.'

Don't be angry Harry, it was just a spot of fun

by Dongle lord May 24, 2018

Fun dip

When a girl gives you a blowjob. Then you take a powdery substance specially cocaine, protein powder, and pre-workout and roll the powder on your dick with the saliva and cum where she proceeds to suck it off like a fun dip candy.

I got fun dipped by taisha last night .

by Tyrone’s traps December 3, 2020

Fun-bucket

Replacement of the OTHER “F” word.

“You’re such a fun-bucket arsehole”
“Like I give a fun-bucket”

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".

Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*

by The very short one of all May 25, 2016

Fun wrap

A condom for a tiny penis.

"Put that fun wrap on and get in me!"

by Machelle Simponi June 3, 2017

Fun Merchant

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.

fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?

by KB285 October 4, 2022