free scoopies

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.

Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!

by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

free sleep

when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms

i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.

by ilstu May 20, 2007

free n' me

Short for "free and me". A type of attitude where you think you should get everything for free, and everything belongs to you. A person with the free n' me attitude rarely pays for anything, instead letting friends take care of the bill. In addition, a person with this attitude will assume that they are allowed to use anything a friend owns.

Usually a person with the free n' me attitude will act nonchalant about their actions, as if the free n' me attitude is something normal.

Syrus provided a case study of the free n' me attitude when he took 3 slices of pizza for free when everyone else had chipped in $5.

by matildafan101 January 5, 2009

Free young

Freely, Playful, Immature, and look for a good laugh... The kind of people who don't want to grow up. They are the people who skip school or work to hang out with friends, and still play video games. Are you free young?

I am so free young i don't need school, I am just too sexy. (Example doesn't describe me at all)

by Sxy-Jerry June 10, 2008

Free remix

When a cd skips and produces a repetition of words or gaps in the song producing a new and fun version of the song.

"Oh hot d-d-d-damn th-th-th-this is my jam"
"FREE REMIX!"

by DV7d7 May 31, 2009

Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex

My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.

by cerberus98 May 25, 2011

FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone

Free and freaky in the USA

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK

Free and freaky in the USA

ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

by Kongamuse May 2, 2013