Father-in-law daughter-in-law romance

A romance between a father-in-law and a daughter-in-law. Which sometimes happens especially when his wife is a bitch to him and her daughter ,which is his daughter-in-law, at the same time.

They have a father-in-law daughter-in-law romance.

by The Fury 13 November 21, 2010

luke, i am your father

the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it IS luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the classic fucking movies. not the fucking bullshit new ones.

Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

Vader: No Luke, I am your father.

Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

by i fucked you mama! December 15, 2007

fathem

A measurement of how drunk you are.
Can also be used in most situations as a replacement for other words

"I am getting absolutely fathemed tonight!"

by fathemer12 January 31, 2012

Fatherless behavior

The act of behavior in which a father figure does not exist in your or whomever life. Common symptoms: no bitches, online dating and becoming emo

Fatherless behavior includes hacking

by Goofyahhkid123456 December 2, 2022

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Father Nigmas

The one and only enoch.The father.Who is sadly no longer among us.He still roams the streets listening to techno and molestering little kiddies

All hail father Nigmas R.I.P

by hero October 14, 2003

fathead

a person who says dum things yet is still adorable for saying it

I know you missed me fathead

by Waaj October 7, 2011