Ford

An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.

Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.

Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.

Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.

Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...

by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017

Ford

Don't be a Taran.. get a Toyota

A ford is a shit box

by stubbs McLovin April 6, 2018

curtis ford

Taekwondo grandmaster

I heard Curtis Ford is a Taekwondo Grandmanster

by Diggybuns May 27, 2016

Ford

When someone has a big, broad forehead. Mostly when their hairline is pushed back.

"Yea that hoe last night had a ford"

"Ikr man thought that thing was finna run me over"

by ManBat August 1, 2016

golf mill ford

Bigges ford dealer in the Midwest.

Where do you get your service? I get mine at Golf Mill Ford

by Tiacs97 February 2, 2018

the zack ford show

A show that features Zack Ford the Awesome HOST, Plastic the talking fuck, and Jack/Spock/Logic the quiet producer. The show is about these three talking about world news, trends, and showcase convincing skits. The show is on Thursdays at 7 PM EST and is available to listen on www.spreaker.com/ user/8263574.

Person 1: Hey dude do you listen to The Zack Ford Show?
Person 2: Hell yeah! But I don't like Plastic though.

by RubyRedFamilyJewels February 1, 2017

Cayden Forde

Cayden is person who is bad at a guitar

Cayden Forde uh oh spaghettioititotitttiotoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by ianboomer October 21, 2019