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Smelly Shame

When you fart in class but your crush is sitting next to you, so to save yourself from death by embarrassment, you look over at that one crazy popular person, pinch your nose, and yell "EWWW. YOU NERD. YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA. SHE'S DEAD."
I let out a big one, a real whopper in fact, and was immediately met with smelly shame.
by RestartFart March 9, 2023
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Shame Totem

When a Man has an erection at an inopportune time.
"Hey Jane, did you see Umberto bomb his speech in front of the whole school!"
"Ya, he had a serious Shame Totem going on there, maybe I'll take it for a ride later".
by DJ Optimus P April 20, 2020
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Yawn shaming

the act of shaming a colleague for yawning too early during the shift.
"Yawn shaming is a standard practice from 2pm to 4pm"
by ervik June 24, 2019
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Wack of Shame

The act of masturbating alone after being rejected by a girl, meant to prevent the very painful sensation of blue balls
Heather shut me down before I could even whip it out, guess its time for the wack of shame.
by exaey2626 September 1, 2013
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PC shaming

An act in which one intimidates, harasses, or otherwise coerces another into changing his or her personal opinions because they are not politically correct enough.
The Yale students demanding Christaski's apology are engaging in PC shaming.
by toddthewraith January 17, 2016
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Shame Shuffle

The rapid cover-up that ensues when a couple engaging in sexual acts is about to be happened upon by an outsider. The cover-up is erratic and poorly executed by the shamed couple, resulting in an awkward shuffle.
I went to call my brother and his girlfriend for dinner and I could hear them doing the shame shuffle as I knocked on the door.
by Tengodonde July 13, 2011
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Scroll of Shame

(Verb). Waking up on a Sunday and going from app to app to see the texts, Snapchats, etc you sent while drunk. If your poor thumb could talk it would ask to be amputated after the level 3 trauma it just endured.
This morning the scroll of shame was so rough, i ordered a flip phone for next weekend and am only putting 911 and dominos in the contacts.
by petuniatakescollege March 11, 2018
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