Disfigured human feet characterised by two "horns" protruding just below the ankle on the front of each foot. Not to be confused with frodo baggins feet.
by Cookie Monster November 07, 2004
When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.
by Moose6219 May 21, 2007
a type of adult film witch has a lot of feet in random places
like a mans : Butt, Nose,eye,mouth,head,ear
like a mans : Butt, Nose,eye,mouth,head,ear
by jeff kin July 29, 2019
Son of Memphis and Norma, little sweet penguin Mumble has a big problem: he can't sing a single note. In a world where everyone needs a heart song to attract a soul mate, Mumble feels he doesn't belong there. Our hero Mumble is the worst singer in the world, but he can tap dance brilliantly.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019
Person #1: Yo, homie how ya doing?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?
by armn_ July 04, 2006
English, verb phrase,
1. To suck drastically at an activity.
2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.
3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
1. To suck drastically at an activity.
2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.
3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
God Jim, you suck dago feet at this game.
Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!
God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!
God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
by Ryan from wilton September 11, 2004
When you're really screwing yourself up by entangling yourselves in others' affairs, being dysfunctional, and making your life much more difficult than it needs to be.
by CU Jeff March 12, 2007