Disfigured human feet characterised by two "horns" protruding just below the ankle on the front of each foot. Not to be confused with frodo baggins feet.
by Cookie Monster November 7, 2004
Get the Frodo biggins feetmug. a type of adult film witch has a lot of feet in random places
like a mans : Butt, Nose,eye,mouth,head,ear
like a mans : Butt, Nose,eye,mouth,head,ear
by jeff kin July 29, 2019
Get the I EAT FEETmug. When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.
by Moose6219 June 8, 2007
Get the duck feet handsmug. Son of Memphis and Norma, little sweet penguin Mumble has a big problem: he can't sing a single note. In a world where everyone needs a heart song to attract a soul mate, Mumble feels he doesn't belong there. Our hero Mumble is the worst singer in the world, but he can tap dance brilliantly.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019
Get the Happy feetmug. Person #1: Yo, homie how ya doing?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?
by armn_ July 4, 2006
Get the got wet feetmug. English, verb phrase,
1. To suck drastically at an activity.
2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.
3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
1. To suck drastically at an activity.
2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.
3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
God Jim, you suck dago feet at this game.
Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!
God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!
God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
by Ryan from wilton September 10, 2004
Get the SUCK DAGO FEETmug. A close but still-platonic friendship that you share wif a nice gal, perhaps one whom you've known a long time but who now has a main squeeze of her own. It involves your holding and fondling the gal's hands for extended periods, and giving her long soothing foot-rubs, plus possibly having her soothingly place the soles of her feet against your chest or rub/scratch your back with her toes.
A hands-and-feet friendship can be an ideal "happy medium" or "compromise" type of footing with a nice gal --- it permits you to still maintain a fully-satisfying "soulmate type" relationship with someone of the female persuasion whom you really like, even after she's linked up with another guy who is more to her "overall" liking... if the guy has a reasonably tolerant/understanding/trusting nature, he will not feel that his own relationship with Miss Cutie-Pie is threatened by your continued friendship with her, since you are not engaging in any sexual-related activities... extra points if (1) you perform your entire "repertoire" of pleasant actions wif da gal while she's in da guy's presence a few times, so that he can actually see for himself that all of your behavior is indeed totally "innocent", and (2) you also show him how the chick most loves having her hands, feet, back, shoulders, etc. massaged, so that he himself can please her in a comparably-satisfying manner to the physical-sensory "magic" that you are able to perform on her yourself.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
Get the hands-and-feet friendshipmug.