FBMR

Finish Before Mike Returns

Let's all work together to get this job done FBMR!

by noname1990 September 27, 2017

FBW

Stands for Full Blown Wood.

Yo, girl was so fine she gave me FBW in church dawg.

by the chocolate elvis April 25, 2003

FBGB

Facebook Gang Bang ~~ When you receive so many messages from multiple, or maybe even just one douchebag, that you can no longer reply to some of the people and/or your web browser slows down so much that you have to switch to a different one. The course of switching usually goes from: Firefox ~ Chrome ~ Saffari ~ IPad ~ IPod Touch ~ Cell Phone ~ Anything Other Than Internet Explorer ~ Internet Explorer

I got FBGB'd so hard I had to use IE!' '*Gasp!*

by Scareccrow August 28, 2010

Fbft

A section of Twitter (specifically FT or Football Twitter) which consists of absolute dangers who beg for follow backs (hence the FB) and spout garbage including their football opinions, which for the most part are absolutely terrible, and spouting offensive tweets including mocking disasters or people's appearances, despite 99% of FBFT having never shown their face. 99% have also never communicated with a woman who isn't their mother.

Their football AVIs and handles give them anonymity which means they can say whatever they want without consequence. It is advised not to engage with such creatures.

It is important to note they do not represent the whole footballing community.

Ffs, I've got fbft virgins in my mentions again

by FF29 September 28, 2020

fbook

N. An abbreviation for the popular networking website face book.

Sara: Shit goes on fbook immediately!
(girls taking group picture)

All i do at home is get on fbook.

fbook is way better than myspace.

by JoeinCali November 7, 2007

fbff

Pronounced: fub-uff
1.Acronym for "front butt fat fuck" referring a specific person.
2. Adjective. Someone fat, ugly, and has a toxic personality.
3. Also refers to someone with a toxic personality without having to be fat. It is a way of being.

(A front butt is when your stomach hangs down in such a way, it strongly resembles a butt on the front of your body)

"He may be The fbff, but she is a close second."

"Don't be a fbff."

"That was so fbff-like."

by ~Katrina~ January 9, 2009

FBI Tree

A small tree that you jump over when your Freakin' Balls Itch. While jumping a person has to yell FBI.

Derrick - Man I have some FBI

Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.

Derrick - Sounds Good

by BC Bane December 30, 2009