fagert

A simple way of calling your friends "uneducated" especially when they steal ideas for new words

Hey don't steal my new word fagert

by MajerRad June 15, 2021

Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.

“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

Father of Discord

The Father Of Discord is one and only EthaN^ΞXZ#2424

Discord to god : who is my father?
God to Discord : The Father of Discord is EthaN^ΞXZ#2424
Discord to God : ah alr

by the real maker July 14, 2021

Fagersta

To do 'a fagersta', is when someone defecates in a pool, or other other private or public body of water meant for swimming or bathing.

That old gentleman just did a fagersta, its a floater!

by MrToadZ August 12, 2021

Faghetti

Spaghetti made up of gay people, apparently common amongst cannibals

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm all out of Faghetti

by ABiggerNigger May 16, 2022

Father, son, holy slice

The holy golf trinity that one prays to before teeing off.

Father, son, holy slice I pray that my ball goes straight this time.

by dickeddownbehindtheline August 20, 2022

Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022