Disfigured human feet characterised by two "horns" protruding just below the ankle on the front of each foot. Not to be confused with frodo baggins feet.
by Cookie Monster November 7, 2004

a type of adult film witch has a lot of feet in random places
like a mans : Butt, Nose,eye,mouth,head,ear
like a mans : Butt, Nose,eye,mouth,head,ear
by jeff kin July 29, 2019

When your so drunk and jerk off, ejaculate, and as soon as your done you pass out from the orgasm. When you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.
by Moose6219 June 8, 2007

Son of Memphis and Norma, little sweet penguin Mumble has a big problem: he can't sing a single note. In a world where everyone needs a heart song to attract a soul mate, Mumble feels he doesn't belong there. Our hero Mumble is the worst singer in the world, but he can tap dance brilliantly.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

Person #1: Yo, homie how ya doing?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?
by armn_ July 4, 2006

English, verb phrase,
1. To suck drastically at an activity.
2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.
3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
1. To suck drastically at an activity.
2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.
3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
God Jim, you suck dago feet at this game.
Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!
God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!
God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
by Ryan from wilton September 10, 2004

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.
"go tip out that jesus feet water!"
"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment
"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment
"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021
