fuck a fatty

a phrase expressing one's disappointment in the fact that there are no attractive women available to "accompany" at that time.

Devin: Sean! I thought you said there would be some hot girls at this bar!

Sean: Well there are some, but they're already taken. Oh well. Looks like we're gonna fuck a fatty tonight.

by doctord0192 October 3, 2008

crack a fatty

NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis

On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.

by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

short fatty

a penis that is short and fat

by jon September 2, 2003

Dick-filled fatty puss

An overweight vagina, loaded with a king's bounty of cock.

The shape of her dick-filled fatty puss inspired the growth of my tan banana in such a way...

by Evolution's Solution November 27, 2011

pop a fatty

to get an excessively large erection very suddenly.

*Samantha walks past*
Mario: Damn.

Alex: Did you pop a fatty?

by professor finessor June 2, 2017

smoke a fatty

to smoke a fat marijuana cigarette.

-I need to get high
-Okay, lets go smoke a fatty

by Rodeney February 7, 2007

Lacing a fatty

Tying up a fat chick.

My main man Dave said, "I'll be
late to the party cause I'm lacing a fatty this afternoon".

by Lucky Fairlane March 15, 2010