Eli

The **most** loveable laugh. He is the one to grab anyones attention whether he tries or not.

“WOAH look there it’s Eli! I want to be with him so bad..”

by reallyendymion July 18, 2022

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blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022

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Eli’s Epic Life

The greatest YouTube channel to ever exist in the history of the world (much better than peanut guy yt)

“Hey man did you see Eli’s Epic Life roast peanut guy yt on that YouTube video?”

by Jabjfreak July 27, 2022

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Eli Shift

Working more than 24 hours of overtime

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift

by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 5, 2022

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Eli

A debate coach who often talks about fencing.

Did you here eli, after the next round he has to go practice his fencing

by Habna August 7, 2022

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Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

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