Work Experience

A way that schools force you into a "work environment"

But in a "work environment" you are paid money.

Basically legal child labour

School "Hey kid you wanna do work experience?"

Kid "Am I paid for the labour?"

Schools "no? Why do you need money, you're a child"

Kid "isn't that just child labour?"

School "haha no"

by SchoolIsFlawed June 25, 2023

Playoff experience

It's easier to get playoff experience when there hasn't been a revolving door on your roster for the past 10 years.

It's harder for a team with playoff experience to lose, but it would have been sweet if it had happened.

by Snowboy Jr. April 30, 2023

Lived experience

And you hyper-fixate on it because you (to some extent) don't have an articulated or particularized self. How much of you actually identity is tied up in locality? "I went to this school and did this job." And I know how it's supposed to work. I'm supposed to infer from that based on the quality of the school and your occupation and I'm supposed to allow THAT INFERENCE to lend credence to the things you say or do... But it doesn't. Those are coordinates. That doesn't mean anything to anyone who isn't willing to pretend with you.

Hym "And my lived experience is more unique than yours. Imposed schizophrenia... Publicly embarrassed a mainstream intellectual... Pretty sure I started a labor movement. The auto worker guy quoted me except he replaced 'Retard' with 'Asshole.' So, you're welcome for that. I'm like an executive producer with an immaculate track-record. And what have you actually done? Nothing. You're contestant number 6# on a reality show and you know a guy."

by Hym Iam October 24, 2023

Chernobyl Experience

A deep fixed fascination or cogitabund of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, its incident and the results of its significance.

“I think the entire chernobyl experience is fascinating for me”

by Wog Dog November 13, 2024

Meme Emperor

Far above the "Normies" in the clouds, lies the kingdom of the Meme Lords, enjoying their dank memes soaring through the skies. Beyond that, unknown to not just the normies, unknown to even the Meme Lords... Folded around their current Euclidean space is the home of the Meme Emperors.

Kings, Queens, Creators, and Rulers of the Meme format the great Richard Dawkins coined in his 1976 book "The Selfish Gene" as an attempt to explain how aspects of culture replicate, mutate, and evolve (memetics). These Emperors communicate via meme (Unless required due to policy, the person who views the meme does not understand memes, or it will harm others).

Meme Emperors can give you a full detailed history of memes, and their evolution through time and have existing models for future predictions of the possible evolutions of the meme format.

Example:

Boss: Hey Frank!!, I need you to process this 200 million dollar claim right now because the client's uncle said they would punch my cat in her face if it's not done by 7 PM. She just got a new cute sweater to keep her warm and look beautiful Bob. DO NOT LET ME OR SPARKLE DOWN!

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: Oh thank God Frank, let me know when you are finished!

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: My hero!, you and Sparkle owe you our lives.

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: So now that normal day is out the day. What are you doing for the weekend?

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: LOL, same here! have a good weekend Frank!

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: Thank you, Frank, that was very kind, tell your dog I said hello, and see you Monday also.

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

by CreativeSandwich January 6, 2024

Cinematic Experience

A life lesson or situation you wouldn’t typically go through in real life, however

You experienced said lesson or situation through cinema giving you a little more insight on how to handle a situation if you ever do face anything similar.

“If I ever did go through some crazy shit like that id know how to handle it , because of the cinematic experience I just had ! “

by Alabashis Scruggs January 24, 2024

Meme Emperor

Far above the "Normies" in the clouds, lies the kingdom of the Meme Lords, enjoying their dank memes soaring through the skies. Beyond that, unknown to not just the normies, unknown to even the Meme Lords... Folded around their current Euclidean space is the home of the Meme Emperors.

The Creators, and Rulers of the Meme format the great Richard Dawkins coined in his 1976 book "The Selfish Gene" as an attempt to explain how aspects of culture replicate, mutate, and evolve (memetics). These Emperors communicate primarily via memes.

Meme Emperors can give you a full detailed history of memes, and their evolution through periods, and have existing models for future predictions of the possible evolutions of the meme format.

Boss: Sir, I need you to process this 200 million dollar claim right now because the client's uncle said they would punch my cat Sparkle in her face if it's not done by 7 PM! She just got a new cute sweater to keep her warm and look beautiful! DO NOT LET ME OR SPARKLE DOWN SIR!

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: Oh, thank God, sir, let me know when you are finished!

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: My hero!, me and Sparkle owe you our hearts forever.

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: So now the normal day is out of the way. What are you doing for the weekend?

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: LOL, same here! have a good weekend Sir!

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

Boss: Thank you, Sir, that was very kind, tell your Dog I said hello also, and see you Monday.

Meme Emperor: *Responds with a Meme*

by CreativeSandwich January 28, 2024