Edward Penishands

An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".

Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.

by ThaBigCheesy September 2, 2010

Edward Cullen

Please see gay fairy.

That gay fairy's Edward Cullen.

by Hentai666 July 6, 2010

edward cullen

to be a show off

person 1: omg stop pulling a edward cullen

by peeeegy April 9, 2009

Edward

ablino crackhead with lime diease, has the smile of a rapist and should get a new weave

Bella:Edward wont do me... waahh!!!
Alice:Who gives a shit?
Bella:BITE ME!!
Alice: i eat you.

by Ruthhii. May 25, 2009

Edward

the love of my life. a loving and caring person. a protector of all. always there no matter what. very understanding

edward: i love you with all my heart and soul love

by hmm323 July 19, 2010

Team Edward

A sexual move relating to the Twilight series of books,where one party ingests a large amount of goldschlager (or any gold flake infused schnapps) and essentially urinates directly on their partner ( essentially a new variation of the classic golden shower) . The theory is that the gold dust particles on the urine will make the recipient sparkle in the sunlight in the morning (much like Twilight saga vampires, etc.) See also "Team Jacob"

An alternative move of the same name involves a male receiving fellatio, and when reaching orgasm the male will ejaculate on his partner's face, and throw a handful of pearlescent craft glitter (or any other color available) onto said partner's face creating the famous "sparkling vampire" effect. Similar to a "Gorilla mask" but with a more festive outcome.

Bro! his morning they found Laura passed out on the back porch passed out smelling like piss and sparkling like crazy.. She must have switched sides and chet gave her a "Team Edward".

by Patrick the Bear May 3, 2011

Edward I

Arguably the worst English king in history, famous for having his arse whooped in battles such as Sterling Bridge and Bannockburn.

Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants

King Edward I: a midieval version of Adolf Hitler.

by El_Haggis September 10, 2006