Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evan

A man with a large wang

I guess i am evan

by topbanger69 May 8, 2019

Evan

Evan is an amazing person. He is always going to be there for you. No matter what he will listen and always be there for you. He's one of the sweetest guys ever. Evan will never fail to make you smile. He is funny and will always try to cheer you up when you are feeling down. He is one of those people that will always be there to make you feel better about yourself and what you are going through. He is an amazing friend that is easy to click with and be best friends for a long time. He has never said bad things about you and wouldn't do that. Evan follows up on all of his promises. He's a little shy but he will get over that quickly. He is also smart. He's in the advanced classes with you and it's so much fun. He's one of those people you want to have with you as much as possible. Evan is an overall well rounded and amazing person.

Evan is amazing. He's the best.

by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 20, 2019

Evan

An Evan is super thicccc! he is very promiscuous and you will often find him stoned eating pizza and more. his perfect date consists of tequila and trisha paytas videos!

“Those Evan’s are really messing with my GAME.”

by Aut Dawg October 11, 2019

Evan

The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.

Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!

by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019

Evan Stephani

You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.

Evan Stephani : Holy fuckin tits man I’m buzzin like a bitch on the bus man, like a dick man

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes

Did he pull an Evan?

by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020