Someone you’re to scared to talk to no matter how much you want to. You’ll talk to everyone about him except talk to him.
by Lonerstonerhater October 7, 2020
Get the Eli mug.This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.
Fuck Eli.
by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020
Get the Eli mug.The hottest woman in the world. Her proper title is “Mommy” and must always be used. Elie’s may appear small and inferior but they are very aggressive scary hot individuals. Every guy wants her, all girls want to be like her. They are queens of Passive aggressive. Also, they have horrible coffee taste, so if she likes a coffee you know right away it’s bad.
Anna: Hey Elie….
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)
Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)
Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie
by mystify April 8, 2022
Get the Elie mug.The best damn husband I've ever had and the only husband probably-. He is very handsome and sexy even though when I tell him he wont believe me-...
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
by ???-- November 3, 2021
Get the Eli mug.A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.
by lucialikesthiswhiteboy January 26, 2025
Get the Eli mug.A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat
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