ear poggler

Australian for Q-tip or cotton swab on a stick

Can you grab me an ear poggler, I need to clean my ears!

by dj micro January 3, 2018

Ear-Hustlin

It's just a different way of saying EAVESDROPPING.

I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..

I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so me being me I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..

Hey (___ ) why you Ear-Hustlin?

So today I was talking to one of my friends about some life stuff and we were talkin about the kids only to find out they were Ear-Hustlin the whole time.

I was in my room talkin on the phone about something private only to open my door and find someone straight up Ear-Hustlin..

by Shannytel December 2, 2021

Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.

Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.

by Wanganuts July 14, 2021

An Eye for an Ear

Getting revenge on someone with something equally bad, but not the same thing.

Him: Someone stole a cookie from me, so i stole a chocolate from them.
Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?

by RandomMoron June 4, 2021

Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016

ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.

Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!

by Rock Dog July 26, 2014

Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.

Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?

by Loren99 July 26, 2019