tortured eagle penis

when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated
thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis
by 2497245156 January 31, 2011
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Bald Eagle

(Adjective) A compliment reserved for rare, amazing, or surprisingly awesome things, people or places.
My new diamond encrusted goblet is bald eagle.
by Brian Beedy March 13, 2009
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eagle's nest

RESTING YOUR BALLS ON THE TOP OF SOMEONES HEAD
THE WAY YOU ARE SITTING RIGHT NOW I COULD MAKE YOU AN EAGLE'S NEST!
by THETA GOD November 18, 2015
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eagle melatonin rebirth

what i had in 2019
Damn watkat had a eagle melatonin rebirth
by Watkat January 24, 2022
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American Eagle Jeans

Jeans worn by gays and bi-sexuals normally named Joshua
You look like such a Joshua in those American Eagle Jeans
by giant kkk eater March 04, 2022
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eagle head boner

a boner in which looks like a hourglass where the middle of the shaft of the penis is skinny with a wide base and big head.
Sally: Johnny's eagle head boner ravaged my womb last night!
by TymeWaster January 05, 2009
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American Eagle

**** clothing for people that feel they're too good to wear cheaper clothing that has no holes and doesn't smell like cat piss.
Guy 1: Wow, he has some cat piss jeans!
Guy 2: You mean American Eagle jeans?
Guy 1: Exactly!
by Man of Knowledge July 10, 2011
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