shitty ditch

when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out

I used the shitty ditch last night to get ride of that hoe.

by stubbz420 November 8, 2010

Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.

David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke

by Doobery! June 30, 2011

the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.

I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.

by you got it made August 18, 2011

vagina ditcher

someone who is supposed to satisfy you but then ditches you to do something else

He left for vacation, he is such a vagina ditcher!

by annapanna May 5, 2015

epic ditch

The biggest ditch of all time.

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.

by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 November 26, 2015

jake daitch

your run of the mill fav jew boy. Hispanic? talks like he is a person of color but is indeed white.

oh he's talking like a jake daitch.

by xxxspreme June 29, 2017

Mushroom ditch

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

by Puntilla August 23, 2017