sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

by bubbles_2319 January 22, 2018

drunk tipsy

A really drunk person.

That guy is a drunk tipsy; he always drink and now he's about to fall over because he's so drunk.

by Sucky UNCLE January 22, 2016

drunk amy

Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼

Drunk Amy is my favorite!

by Inkedmomof2 September 25, 2017

drunk song

songs that everyone loves to listen to when completely shit faced.

Hey man, I never listen to "Sweet Caroline" unless I'm hammered, I think it's a total drunk song.

by Betherzz January 13, 2008

Drunk Trap

An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.

"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."

by booboobigsley August 18, 2009

über drunk

Being so shitfaced that you can't possibly drive and need to call Über to pick yo drunk-ass up.

Yo dawg I don't remember how I got home last night, I must have been über drunk.

by Ik0804 March 17, 2015

Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.

Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.

by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007