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liberal douchebag 

People who try to cram their idea of a perfect world down your throat. They are selfish and pompous. These types usually smell like ass and have no friends outside of the liberal douchebag army. These were babies of acid-using hippies and the hippies themselves.
The West Coast of America is largely inhabited by liberal douchebags.
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spazzy douchebag 

someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves.
chill out jacob earp! your such a spazzy douchebag!
spazzy douchebag by bananacake August 6, 2011

egotistical douchebag 

asshole or bastard pertaining to a guy.
you are such egotistical douchebag. asshole bastard

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) 

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.
Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

strawberry douchebag 

strawberry, meaning; strawberry as in fruity or gay.

douchebag, meaning; punk ass.
strawberry douchebag by beth. April 4, 2007

Abercrombie and Douchebag 

Another term for Abercrombie and Fitch. The gayest store ever. You never want to go shopping there. It smells like ass by the way.
Where'd you get you outfit? Abercrombie and Douchebag?!?!

self conceited douchebag 

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit
dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron