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Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.
So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
by Abortionater December 31, 2017
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Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.
by hair muncher July 25, 2022
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dirty san diego

When one deliberately loads up on Chipotle/Taco Bell before anal sex, for the express purpose of creating a mudslide of feces forcing anal evacuation after an awesome pounding.
David Ramos is the master of Dirty San Diegos, I could barely walk to the bathroom to clean up!
by SCurry February 15, 2019
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Douche-Diego

Referring to San Diego, CA, which is known to have a higher percentage of douche bags than most american cities.
Look at that overly tanned guy with the sole patch, I bet he's from Douche-Diego

Wow, that guy's eyebrows are penciled in, he must be the mayor of Douche-Diego.
by infamous8 June 2, 2010
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sun diego

A term people call San Diego because it's sunny year round
I am so over this snow dude, let's get in the car and drive to Sun Diego for some sun and fun!
by GlazeHer January 26, 2014
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San Diego Enchilada

A very disturbing sexual move. The move is similar to the "Alabama Hot Pocket" except the male defecates in the female's vagina while she is menstruating, and then finishing off by ejaculating inside of the feces.

This was deemed the "San Diego Enchilada" for it's origin, and it's similarity to an enchilada. The feces act as the ground meat, the menstrual blood as the enchilada sauce, and the semen as the sour cream.
Did you hear that Jack gave Jill a San Diego Enchilada? It's been a week and she still smells like a pile of rotting fish.
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San Diego

Second largest city in area in Cali which has one of the biggest natural harbors in the world and home to one of the biggest Navy/Marine Corp bases. Is a nice place to visit but if you want to live here prepaired to be bored to death. Home of the World Famous San Diego Zoo, San Diego Wild Animal Park, Sea World and LegoLand. Is also popular for having a Walmart in everytown in the county. The good thing is the wheather is nice (65-70 degrees) all year around and hardly has no real Seasons or rainfall. Most ppl who settle in this town come from all over usually because of relations to the Military. Natives of San Diego are hard to find but are growing. Think 1/4 to half of Los Angeles, Ca. Home of the laid back Chargers and Padres that imho would play better if the wheather was rougher. Boarders one of the most fastest growing cities in America, Chula Vista, Ca.
Yo homie, Im starting to like San Diego....from National City (See Nasty City)
by Terry Jamison, August 15, 2004
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