diamond dildo

The reaction to an insult of someone saying "do you have a horseshoe up your ass?"

If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"

by ikedaddy April 23, 2006

Dildo Mold

Yet another word for your bird. More commonly used as a derogatory statement towards one of your friends.

I'm going to thunder punch you in the dildo mold.

by OfficerPat March 19, 2010

Captain Dildo

Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.

Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?

Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"

by DONOVAN94 August 25, 2011

dildo award

What is the prize given to recognize stupid people for doing stupid shit. As defined by www.dildoawards.com.

"He was stupid for doing that.. He deserves a dildo award."

by Gravyplaya August 8, 2007

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

dildo cozy

A gay man, slut, or just someone you dont like's ass-hole

close yo dildo cozy man, It's reekin' in here!

by JoelC! May 1, 2006

organic dildo

A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.

"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."

by Pierre December 28, 2005