Dangerwank 

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.

Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"

Dangerwank by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014

Danger Days

One of the best albums by the band, My Chemical Romance. It was slightly different from what they normally made. They are (sadly ;-;) not a band anymore, and shall be remembered.

Did you hear the song, Na Na Na? It was my favorite song in the Danger Days album!

Danger Days by emo-iero October 10, 2016

Danger zone

When you’re stalking someone’s pictures on social media and accidentally go back to when he/she was underage.

Friend 1: Man, she looks a little weird in this picture...
Friend 2: Dude, that pic’s from 5 years ago! You’re in the danger zone!

Danger zone by NinjaHouseCat September 24, 2018

friends digger 

A person who steals people's friends for no apparent reason. Usually this happens when the friend digger has no friends herself, or when her close circle of friends are experimenting with different things. She will turn to a younger audience of people, and steal primarily from a sibling or close friend. Some people are dragged in through trickery that the friend digger uses.

CB is such a friends digger steal friends from everyone.

friends digger by Julio Mansia October 18, 2010

dough digger 

One who selfishly collects all the cookie dough chunks from chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, leaving anyone else who wants some to a less-pleasant carton of chocolate chip ice cream. that bastard.

Bro: "Broo, you got any cookie dough ice cream??"

Brotha: "Naw b, my ignorant ass sister went dough digger on the jawn last night."

dough digger by Big Game Jaymz November 15, 2011

Fire Danger Wank 

The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.

Tried to have a fire danger wank last night... all i'll say is roasted nuts!

Fire Danger Wank by The Marine Scientist November 11, 2013

Food digger 

A person who wants to be with you as a friend or something else, as they will always ask for your food during lunch.

Fat bastard: Lets be friends bro.
Person: Okay..?

*during lunch*

Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!

Food digger by indescribable living May 9, 2017