Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.

by elviscoolie October 7, 2009

boner crushing

The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.

Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.

by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010

best friend crush

When you have deep emotions for your "best" friend and you really really want it to stop because you told them and he/she doesn't see you in that way but they continue to talk to you and flirt in a way because they know. You hurt when you see them with other people but continue to cheer them on because you love them and want nothing but the best for them. You have so many mixed emotions about the entire situation and it just keeps getting more and more complicated. Maybe you should just tell them to stop leading you on. Yeah, they're your best friend, but that doesn't give them the right to play with your emotions just because they like the attention. Or maybe you should stop being clingy and paranoid. They'll be others. Wanna be just friends? Well fine. Tell them you're just friends, if they don't like it, that's them. They need to get their priorities straight.

Girl: who do you have a crush on?
Person: my best friend...
Girl: a best friend crush huh?
Person: yeah...it sucks but I can't stop it.

by Th3 Trüth Hürts May 28, 2017

dream crushing

What the brothers Briscoe do best.

"dream crushing gives me my powers!" said Lee Briscoe. "There is not a dream i can't crush!"

by coogan April 18, 2008

The Caruso

When two fingers in the anus isnt enough add five fingers for dramatic effect.

Male A: I so gave this chick the caruso last week.

Male B: Whats that. Two fingers in the poo?
Male A: NO,(Put on sunglasses)
Five in the pooooo.....

by Dong Automobile June 28, 2008

animal crush porn

The act of crushing an animal with an object, human, etc. Often times this seen as pornographic were a man gets off on seeing an animal get crushed for pleasure. This cannot be found on the internet normally. If you are a sick fuck and you want to see this, the only place you could go to see this is the deep web.

Hey I heard Jon hates ANIMAL CRUSH PORN.

by SonicThePony August 8, 2017

Apocalyptic crush

When a person won't crush on you unless there is an apocalypse and no one is left in the world except you.

Don't try on him babe, you're his apocalyptic crush.

by Maplesyrup5384 January 24, 2021