fat cunt

A cunt that's layered in more fat than your typical cunt.

Damn that's a fat cunt. Eat more salads!

by The Toe February 26, 2004

lazy cunt

1. Used as a derogatory term referring to someone who is lethargic

2. Used in a sarcastic or jocular manner describing a person displaying idle tendencies

1. Hurry up and bring me that piece of wood, you fucking lazy cunt!!!

2. Mate, just stop watching the tv so we can get ready and hit the clubs, you lazy cunt

by tonymoverseas December 30, 2006

Cunt Trumpet

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

fat cunt

1. An overweight person who is also rather unpleasant.

2. A large, pink, wobbly vagina.

1. "How's your new boss?" "He's a fat cunt."

2. "My wife weighs 300 pounds." "I bet she's got a fat cunt."

by ktmboy August 20, 2008

cunt breath

The odour of one's breath having previously dined on bearded clam or split beaver.

Open the window dude - you got minging cunt breath.

by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

cunt grab

an unfortunately coarse term for the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina and then gently closing the hand a few degrees so the palm can stimulate the clitoral area. Very pleasurable for the recipient if done correctly. Done with either the thumb or fingers, depending on your respective directions/facing.

Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab

Guy: So dude, d'ja hookup at the party?
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.

by Figleaf23 August 12, 2007

Autistic Cunt Faggot

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I love hanging out with Autistic Cunt Faggot
Autistic Cunt Faggot is so pretty!

by Larry Ty February 22, 2019