star crunching

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.

Same as the definition of star crunching.

by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011

Cranchety

A contracted form of cranky and crotchety, used to describe someone who is in a really bad mood.

You must not have gotten laid in a while, you are very cranchety today.

by Big Tilly October 6, 2006

The O5 council

12 people who operate the SCPF. Little is know about them

THE CONTENT OF THIS DOSSIER IS RESTRICTED TO >>$ERROR<< PERSONNEL AND ABOVE.

SYSTEM MESSAGE: SECURITY BREACH IDENTIFIED. BY ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL PLEASE LOG OUT IMMEDIATELY.

by SCPFoundation05Council October 8, 2020

Banana Nutt Crunch

Verb-When a girlfriend, wife, or spouse is mad at their boyfriend, husband, etc. She begins to give him oral sex and stroke his testicles, before the man ejaculates, the women headbutts the man in the penis, more specifically the shaft and then punches the man in the testicles. Hince the name, the banana nutt crunch.

Man, did you hear what Shaquita did to Gonzo? He pissed her off so much, she tricked him into taking his pants off and she gave him a banana nutt crunch, and i ain't talkin' about the cereal.

by Tj Brown March 19, 2008

Council

Is a government body in each town, they thrive to find ways of getting as much money off of you as they can.

Another bill from the council

by DeadlyEmu February 18, 2015

crunchie

someone whos hair colour isnt blonde yet they act like it is
brown/black on the outside blonde on the inside

Vanessa: heya have you talked to tash
Jessie: no why?
Vanessa: she walked into a tree on sunday
Jessie: ouch..what a crunchie

by Clox June 4, 2007

crunched

To be heavily intoxicated

"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"

by Sir Tali November 19, 2007