Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Disney Cruise

For men who love Mickey in and around their mouth

That Colm lad has booked another Disney Cruise, he’s such a dick muncher

by Meat pies August 20, 2024

goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!

I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Glizzy Cruise

The same phrase “get your dick wet” modernized for the next generation

Blissany: what are you, some kind of magician?
Gigachad: Just getting ready to sail this Glizzy Cruise for you

by Funny-Face October 25, 2023

coral cruiser

best music ever
Please accept this

coral cruiser is amazing

by notafemboylover January 30, 2024

Pleasure Cruise

(verb): When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks.

We'd only known each other for 2 hours when he took me on a pleasure cruise!

by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024

Getting Cruised

-When a girl gets ran through
-When a girl gets pounded
-When your girl cheats on you
-Your girl actively enrolls in hbcu cruise activity
-Sega created

1. Yo bro ngl your girl got cruised last night. couldn’t be me though lil bro. yall stay safe though.

2. Your girl was with her guy best friend getting food the other day she def got cruised. 3. Your girl is getting cruised tonight at the party

by Brucearchives March 8, 2024