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Anne Crank

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 1, 2022
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crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024
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crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)
Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad
by Ritz Scythe March 19, 2021
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crank

by ifuckedyourdog November 30, 2017
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Cranking 90's

You just build fighted the A.I Chunky bird and destroyed him
"I just cranked some 90's on this chunky bird" "I was Cranking 90's on this Chunky bird"
by GOD IS ME HAHAHAHA December 13, 2021
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Crank

(Noun) A crank is a person of the female gender who flirts with and/ or gets with many guys.
“Dude did you see Lily’s jersey”
“No, what did it say?”
“It said Lil Flirt”

Wow dude, what a crank!”
by Lil Flirt June 2, 2018
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coochie crank

When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.
That coochie crank is awkward as hell.
by DeerWatson August 10, 2023
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