Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 1, 2022

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)
by Ritz Scythe March 19, 2021

by GOD IS ME HAHAHAHA December 13, 2021

“Dude did you see Lily’s jersey”
“No, what did it say?”
“It said Lil Flirt”
“Wow dude, what a crank!”
“No, what did it say?”
“It said Lil Flirt”
“Wow dude, what a crank!”
by Lil Flirt June 2, 2018

by DeerWatson August 10, 2023
