crank seat

a seat in the shower designed for a pleasureable experience

yo bro, im finna go hit the crank seat, ill be back in a jiffy

by bigswizzledizzle December 11, 2025

Crank the Hog

Passing up sex from your partner and telling her you’re going for a wank in the bathroom and not to come in. Also known as the Mitchell Adams

My Mrs was pissing me off so I so I decided to crank the hog instead

by ILoveCracky January 9, 2026

Cranked

The feeling of your body feeling like it got hit by a semi after a heavy dubstep show, specifically from the Ohio based producer, Crankdat.

Went to the show last night and I got CRANKED

by ANON716 February 14, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Crank dat

The operation of igniting the burner on an ole Coleman portable grill

Put the butane canister in, lock it down, turn on the gas and crank dat.

by Allmeadowslawncare June 21, 2024

Crank-Slut

A toothless whore who loves to trade gummies for meth

Tiffany is such a crank-slut

by RedHotSpicy July 17, 2024

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024