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Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.
Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!
by okpank March 8, 2011
mugGet the Cooter Moochermug.

Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.
Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.
by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017
mugGet the Pooter to Cootermug.

Boot Cut Cooter

A derogatory term used to usually describe women who are perceived to be promiscuous or seek attention through sexual behavior
by KinsS April 13, 2025
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Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid
I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive
by lil long dong September 25, 2022
mugGet the Pulled a Cootermug.

super cooter

A vagina that can handle anything and any size.
Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!
by Supercooterpooter January 14, 2023
mugGet the super cootermug.

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area
“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
by Pb an j April 1, 2024
mugGet the Cooter Crunchmug.

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.
Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!
by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012
mugGet the Cooter webmug.

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