Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

Constipants

Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.

Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008

atmospheric constipation

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.

Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.

by claybabe2k October 25, 2012

conative

Mental processes directed towards action including impulse and desire

Conative as opposed to the cognitive relates to purposeful, but not necessarily rational action.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Codstipated

The act of being constipated due to holding in a poop because you were playing cod.

Dude, I had to drop some dumpage while playing cod but I was 23-3 so i held it in. Now i have been codstipated since my first prestige.

by repthe406 February 19, 2011

Coasting

A guy or girl who goes back and forward between two or more people

One moment they are talking or"messing around" with one person then they go to next and talk or mess with them.
Can't make up their minds on who to be with or talk to.

L.Hunter

Mikey is coasting, he goes back and forward between both girls, He can't make up his mind on who to be with.

by L.Hunter September 10, 2016

Constitutional

Now deemed to replace legit, for it has been far too drastically overused. Not to mention it sounds WAY more wicked swank.

J-"So I got nothing but big bills how bout I front the full check and you just pay me back your bit?"
G-"Yeah bromie, that sounds constitutional."

by Sh9est Danke Hombre August 24, 2010