Chain of Command

Three men blowing each other in a friendly manner, forming a fun side ways chain. Requires a minimum of three men and is only gay on Thursday evenings.

We couldn’t get laid on Wednesday so we decided to form a chain of command, good thing it wasn’t a day later.

by Michaels first beard hair June 11, 2021

willow. comlago

Hes so fcukin laggy that he can destroy the universe with his lag, he can freeze time and has enderman powers and can teleport across the world.

"Omg bro my wifi is so willow. comlago today"
"Bro my enderman be willowing"

by wiekqlwoow August 10, 2021

half commando

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.

Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.

by Olin Oden December 25, 2007

Eleventh Commandment

"Do not bullshit thy father."

Quote made by Jenny Cavilleri in the 1970 movie Love Story, refering to what her father told her when she was going to Marry a millionair

Jenny - "He reminded me of the Eleventh Commandment."
Oliver - "Eleventh?"
Jenny - "Do not bullshit thy father."

by freund April 13, 2010

Battalion Commander

Involuntary anal sex using dip spit as lubricant. Performed by a commanding officer on a lower ranked enlisted soldier.

After being on medhold for several months, the private started to feel as if he were going to become the next victim of the Battalion Commander.

by Charlie Survivor September 24, 2013

Knight commander

Kc<Vc If you joined "Kc" instead of "Vc" then get a life vc are so sexy but kc is better sike i lied kc is so dry.

A "knight commander" is a bad "player" in a game called pmebge

by Sodaman123 July 9, 2021

The Comanche

When you fuck a bitch on her period, take your dick out make her sit Indian style and then dick slap her in the face with the menstrual blood while chanting OH AYE YA YA like an Indian until she looks like a Comanche with war paint on her face

Yo man I gave that bitch the Comanche last night, and she was on the war path!

by Birdflushawty August 31, 2016