cockadoodledoo

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.

cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.

by Minouser December 12, 2009

cocaine

A powdery white stimulant that is snorted to give a rush of confidence and a feeling of well being. Contrary to popular belief, cocaine is NOT physically addictive, so anyone with a little willpower can enjoy occasional coke binges without becoming a desperate addict.

most addicts are fuckin idiots and it's their fault, not the drugs.

by mo' September 4, 2005

Cockateer

Master of the cock

Almost jedi like in skill

'How does he always get the girls?'

'Total Cockateer.'

'Oh right. That explains it then.'

by Sophie O July 11, 2006

Cockazipaphobia

The Fear of getting your penis stuck in your zipper.

Guy 1: Dude i Have Cockazipaphobia from watching that one movie where the dude gets his dick stuck in his zipper
Guy 2:Oh My God i Have Cockazipaphobia Too!!

by SLAYERFREAK666 January 1, 2008

Coca-blast

The act of masturbating in the shower. Then when about to ejaculate does so on the tub floor, shower knobs, and if possible the shower head.

What the fuck is taking Timmy so long in the shower?

Oh, he's coca-blasting.

Does he do that often?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Debroah Morgan January 17, 2010

Cowboy cocaine

The act of masturbating to ejaculation, shooting the ejaculate onto a coffee table or other small table, waiting until it dries, and then cutting the ejaculate up with a credit card and snorting it.

Hey Dustin, wanna come to my place this weekend, watch some movies, and do a little bit of cowboy cocaine?

by Olkrustypackage August 31, 2016

working man's cocaine

Another term for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Dude I think I'm having a stroke from all that working man's cocaine.

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004