keep it clean

- to keep your private regions clean

- to shave your pubes

Guy 1 : "yo man, I heard that chick Rossie knows how to keep it clean!"

Guy 2 : "nah maaan, someone told me she's got a landing strip."

by shortstuff303 February 14, 2009

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

No Clean Submarine

A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped.

"Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good.

by GOdLy-! April 4, 2009

Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Ms.Clean

when a girl puts toothpaste on your dick and uses it as a toothbrush to clean her mouth leaving it minty fresh

yo i gave ur mom a ms.clean lastnight

by brad swikawoski March 13, 2010

bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.

if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean

by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

Legendary Clean Wipe

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.

It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.

by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014