chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.

That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.

by Mick V July 31, 2016

Chode Islander

Pejorative term for a Rhode Island resident.

Why do all these Chode Islanders suck at driving?

by Leadfoot Leon November 9, 2016

chode

an annoying asshole

God, Nathan Miller is such a chode.

by changle December 29, 2016

chode

a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.

joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.

by Richard Crout March 4, 2017

Chodeman

A man or woman who dresses like a road man and acts like a chav or is a mix of the both

You know Rhys he is a scummy little Chodeman

by ChodeMan Faggot June 28, 2017

Chode Joke

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.

That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.

by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017

chode

a penis as wide as it is short; short and thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has a chode

by momo1021 September 23, 2017