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Post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago
”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression
by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022
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Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025
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Chicago Special

A classic dish from globally renown food capital of the world, Chicago, consisting of 5 lbs of french fries covered in several overly generous dollops of cum followed by a shot of Malort. Ask any Chicagoan what condiment they eat their fries with and they'll tell you CUM. Often considered one of "the classic foods synonymous with Chicago" and "the next best thing since deep dish pizza". Originally popularized on the south side Maxwell Street district.
Me and the boys headed down to Hawkeye's for a Chicago Special.
by Chicago Native Born Boy July 26, 2021
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Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Chicago Sun Roof

When you take a big 'ol steamy shit into the sun roof of someone else's vehicle.
"Yo wtf I just got Chicago Sun Roof'd and now I gotta clean it up."
by I_DankStep January 9, 2022
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Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.
As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”
by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022
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