chelly

A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.

Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.

by Monica Slatskaya July 3, 2011

chelly

chelly is da best in da whole world NOT! she evil and hates everyone lol jks

by ummmmmmmmm July 21, 2003

Chelsea

Chelsea's are dirty slags who need who needs to learn that they can't get everything in life by the snap of her fingers and she needs to learn that boys hate her and that they don't fancy her

" I hate Chelsea , she is such a slag".

by The Truth teller February 14, 2013

chelsea-anne

a weird person who wears odd socks and wears arm warmers indoors also wears clear lense glasses to try look smart

hey chelsea-anne - oh nice socks dont u have a pair

by comedygeek October 25, 2009

chelvis munt

A man who speaks of things with a european flair, also a pet stabber.

With all the wounds on scruffy, I'd say Horace is a chelvis munt.

by mermit of the sky July 25, 2010

chelsie

a man. played in a movie by owen wilson

that guy in wedding crashers is totally a chelsie

by ghshse May 12, 2009

chelsea H

CHELSEAS SO AWESOME! hehe and shes mayb HAV A BIG BUM! but she doesnt want to get laid as far as i kno! shes a good freind and has a queer boyfriend! HAHAH just kidding. she can make u laugh cause she dumb but other wise shes a prett good all around person

#1 LIKE WHOA IS THAT CHELSEA?
#2 yea
#1 lets go get her autograph!

by KELSEYSCOOLER February 28, 2005