cellar services

1. A traditional native Colombian approach to Human Resources within a hospitality environment, encompassing total staff welfare through the medium of trips to the basement for various narcotics

2. A thinly veiled excuse to take drugs

“Here, the gas needs changing… cellar services?”

by Nommy Timbus March 14, 2025

Cellcommodeaphobia

The fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet

Whenever I go to the bathroom, with my cell phone, I have cellcommodeaphobia

by HowIsTheLeft March 28, 2025

Cell

Perfect

The perfect being is Cell

by John Joestar March 31, 2025

Cellermentaphosis

An act or outrage against nature or a local environment. Often used as a way to describe a deed or action someone carried out, mostly with ill intent.

I never saw such an act as that! It was an act of cellermentaphosis!

by ThePorter April 30, 2025

cell cred

Experiencing credibility by placing a badge or decal, such as a press pass, on the back of one’s cell phone.

You’re a Gen Z journalist, bro—rock that cell cred!

by TR Arterburn February 4, 2026

Cellermentaphosis

An act committed against nature or a local environment. Such as: littering, fly tipping, vandalism etc

Did you see how they just threw their wrapper? It’s an awful act of Cellermentaphosis!

by ThePorter May 19, 2025

Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".

Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."

by MST3K I like September 26, 2025