carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND

by (homo)sapien December 13, 2022

carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025

nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot

by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

Carrot Road

Stadium of Norwich Shitty Football Club

I ordered some tickets to go see norwich shitty play at carrot road, the match is in 6 days *Shows 6 fingers in one hand*

by CcDragz April 5, 2024

carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017

Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 1, 2020

history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025