nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
I bet he pulled a nigga carrot
by Renew is gay February 05, 2020
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nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
I bet he pulled a nigga carrot
by Renew is gay February 05, 2020
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Carrot Cake

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake
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Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole
“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake
by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022
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Carrot cake

Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean
Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.

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I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL
by Carl Levi Tate May 26, 2021
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Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.
I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.
by MD Quak March 01, 2017
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carrot cakes

When a female sticks a carrot in her ass.
Oh shit she blessed me with those carrot cakes.
by justsomedewd March 18, 2021
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