Карлос - огромный человек и человек, не позволяйте им приближаться к вам, или они потянут ваш быстрый ...
Омг, что парень Carlo - это все!
by XX69DATBOI69XX November 22, 2018

he is almighty god and owner, creator and divine founder of the universe as we know it.
carlos reigns over all, but his physical appearance is of a flea.
carlos reigns over all, but his physical appearance is of a flea.
*In life threatening situation*
1: CARLOS, SAVE US! PLEASE!
2: I PRAISE YOU CARLOS!
1: WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER!
1: CARLOS, SAVE US! PLEASE!
2: I PRAISE YOU CARLOS!
1: WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER!
by ilovetwitch February 2, 2021

A mysterious feller seen once a year by the Chupacabra in Tijuana and known for smoking fat habaneros and sipping mimosas till the Spaniards come home.
Yo last month I met Carlos Abundiz and we smoked fat habaneros and passed out under a jalapeno vine.
by Bolsbonk November 22, 2021

Carlos is a Spanish/Mexican name to describe a man who cheats on his boyfriend and lies to his friends about it, he's also insanely gay.
by CobraYee January 26, 2023

When playing mancala many players go for the Carlo Opening.
Carlo is a very cool guy with a very cool penis.
Carlo is a very cool guy with a very cool penis.
by Carlos_carlos May 16, 2021
